yogib 2:49 Wed Apr 27
Scouse woman getting off with Sausages in Asda!!
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yogib
2:50 Wed Apr 27
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http://thisisengland.org.uk/liverpool-woman-arrested-for-pleasuring-herself-with-a-sausage-in-asda-toilets/
Police are calling this the strangest crime of 2016. A woman was seen on CCTV camera’s stealing pork sausages from the discount food section in Liverpool Asda.
Shoppers then seen her running into the women’s toilets where she stayed for at least 20 minutes. The security staff decided to investigate and as they entered the toilets and were shocked to discover the woman was pleasuring herself with the pork sausages.
Duncan Stewart head of security said ” I could not believe what I was seeing … When I asked her to stop what she was doing she just looked me straight in the eyes and continued to victimize the stolen sausages”
“Due to the fact she was a Big-Girl we decided it was best we ring the police to deal with this matter”. It took 4 Police officers around 35 minutes to restrain the woman who was shouting at the top of her voice” Leave me alone.. I can do what I want in private”.
She was arrested and taken to Merseyside police station where she was charged for shoplifting and indecent exposure. She was later released but failed to answer her bail and is currently on the run.
Asda spokesman Barry Cartwright said ” It is against Asda policy to take any items of property into the toilets for personal or private use. We take this very seriously and have banned this woman from all Asda stores in the country.
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JONESY
2:52 Wed Apr 27
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we've all done it.
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ironsofcanada
2:53 Wed Apr 27
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" she just looked me straight in the eyes and continued to
- victimize - the stolen sausage.
Really?
*Checks location.
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R.E - Chelmsford
2:53 Wed Apr 27
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Justice for the Sausages...
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joe royal
2:53 Wed Apr 27
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Indecent exposure? She was in a locked bog.
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Gavros
2:53 Wed Apr 27
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Why did she get sausages that were going out of date?
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Gavros
2:54 Wed Apr 27
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JFT8 WALLS BANGERS
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Lily Hammer
2:54 Wed Apr 27
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Sausage dog?
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boltkunt
2:56 Wed Apr 27
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Minutes silence at anfield in memory of the sausage
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Lily Hammer
2:56 Wed Apr 27
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She says she can do what she likes in private, and she almost has a point, had she actually paid for the sausage, but I'm asuming she nicked it, so it's a case of...ahem...receiving stolen goods.
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Mr Kenzo
2:57 Wed Apr 27
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Did she blame the South Yorkshire Police at all?
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Far Cough
2:58 Wed Apr 27
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It's not nicked until you leave the store is it?
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ironsofcanada
2:59 Wed Apr 27
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Mr Kenzo 2:57 Wed Apr 27
I bet she will if the story is how it reads and they came after her in the washroom for shop lifting.
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BillyJenningsBoots
3:00 Wed Apr 27
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As she hadn't left the store can they prove she was shoplifting?
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Davenport
3:01 Wed Apr 27
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The Sun should stick this on the front cover tomorrow.
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Davenport
3:01 Wed Apr 27
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You'll never pork alone or summat.
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geoffpikey
3:02 Wed Apr 27
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Drunken Liverpool fan(ny)s to blame?
Glad she was caught and justice will be done. You'll never wank alone.
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The Stoat
3:03 Wed Apr 27
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I often wondered what Lonnie Dongean was singing about and now I know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWA997xM9MI
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Buster
3:04 Wed Apr 27
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I bet there was less pork in that discount section sausage than there is in boltkunt's pants.
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DaveT
3:04 Wed Apr 27
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Assume someone must have opened a locked door, probably a trainee manager who hadn't come across this situation before
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